What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

Answer me this. These days guys love anal sex right, if you present them with your ass they will happily nail you into the ground. So why do some guys think it's "sissy" to let women stick a finger up their ass?

Moonraker

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How do I become a Buddhist, and can someone explain Buddhism to me?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why can't my adopted sister accept she is not part of my family because she isn't related? Why can't she stop calling my parents mum and dad?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

What is the difference between anxiety and depressive neurosis?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Trump has a plan to remake the housing-finance system. It’s baffling to many lawmakers and experts. - Politico

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Is it possible for sociopaths to feel genuine remorse for their actions or thoughts towards others, even if they are skilled at hiding it from others?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Goldfinger

-”Ah so!”

Are female judges more lenient than male ones?

-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

Dear atheist, do you realise that there is a God watching over you who will one day judge and condemn you for every wrong thing you have said and done before casting you into the lake of fire?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why are US customs agents so talkative? I cringed hard when a US customs agent asked me if I was on vacation. He doesn’t need to know why I went to another country as long as I am a U.S. citizen.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?